This might be my last post. I'm afraid that I'm going to die of starvation as he is apparently cooking me dinner tonight, but from what I can see it is still frozen. And he's still on the phone. Talking about a fan. Not the new on-sale fan that I wanted, because he said no, that he'd fix the broken one. He's talking about the broken one, that's now more broken cause he tried to fix it. And not making dinner. So far, I've eaten popcorn, and some chocolate (and yet we wonder why I'm expanding). And I'm still hungry. And I have already consumed all my allowable calories for the day, and still no dinner.

I'M STARVING HONEY!!!!!! GET OFF THE PHONE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please.








Please read this post with a sense of humour. I am fully aware that I won't die, am capable of cooking for my self, and he's good at fixing things. Honest. *wink*