Subject: The Shortest Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy, "Will you marry me?" The guy said "No".
And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had a closet full of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny, and was never farted on.
The End.
2 comments:
Oh my, that was a good laugh. Hahahaha. I needed that. :)
For the record, you posting jokes doesn't count either. Let's get something of substance up here missy. Including some pics of the kid? Or just email me some pics of the kid? Please?
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